Eddie Cullen What's on my mind is way more deep and intelligent than what's on everyone else's minds. Believe me, I know.
Bella Swan Ugh my first day at a new school. I hate my life.
Eddie Cullen I almost killed a girl today because she smelled nice.
Emmett Cullen Dude you need a woman.
Bella Swan Well not everybody hates me... but they might if they keep making me play volleyball.
Mike Newton You can hit me with a volleyball any day! Nice to meet you by the way. ;D
Eddie Cullen Was out sick for a few days but I'm feeling much better now. I got new contacts too.
Bella Swan Why do all the good looking guys have issues? They're either too young or bipolar.
Jake Black Hey I'm like 45 in doggy years!
Eddie Cullen I saved a girls life today and then she yelled at me. Rude.
Rosie Cullen How could you do this to us?!
Bella Swan I almost got hit by a van today but a guy saved my life. Now I have to figure out what his problem is, the jerk.
Renee Remember sweetie, I love you and so does Phil. You're life is worth living.
Tyler Crowley I'm so sorry Bella! I'll have to make it up to you. Maybe I could take you to Prom or something?
Eddie Cullen I need to kick this bad habit of watching pretty girls in their sleep.
Carlisle Cullen You can do it my boy! Find the will to stop!
Bella Swan just so everyone knows, I'm going to visit my mom in Florida the weekend of Prom so I WONT BE ABLE TO GO TO THE DANCE
Mike Newton Can't you go some other weekend?
Tyler Crowley Oh, I thought you just didn't want to go with Eric.
Eric Oh good! So you weren't just blowing me off!
Bella Swan Girls night with Jessica and Angela in Port Angeles!
Eddie Cullen I'm going to Port Angeles tonight to, um, practice my parallel parking.
Bella Swan Wow! I almost died but then this great guy saved me and took me out to dinner all in one night. Who cares if he was stalking me?
Mike Newton Who? If I were there I totally would have done the same thing. And We would have gone to the Olive Garden on the Pier. Maybe we would've made out a little?
Eddie Cullen Sometimes a little persistence pays off.
Bella Swan Went to the beach on the reservation today and heard some cool legends. Wouldn't it be crazy if they were all true?!
Jake Black Silly Bella, they're just scary stories. lol.
Eddie Cullen I'm stronger than I thought I was.
Carlisle Cullen so does that mean you kicked the habit? I like that new song you've been composing on piano. What inspired it?
Bella Swan OMG! I think I'm irrevocably in love with a vampire who wants to eat me!
Eddie Cullen is in a relationship with Bella Swan and it's complicated.
Bella Swan I have the best boyfriend ever! I could stare at his marbly, god-like, perfect, diamond body in a meadow all day!
Mike Newton I don't think this Cullen kid is good for you. He looks at you like you're a piece of meat.
Eddie Cullen I'm always so worried that my little Belly Welly will get hurt, she's so fragile.
Bella Swan Date with my darling Eddie tonight. I hope Charlie doesn't shoot him when he finds out we're together.
Chief Charles Swan I won't shoot him unless he brings you home late. Meanwhile, I'll be cleaning my gun.
Eddie Cullen Playing baseball in a thuderstorm! Epic!
Emmett Cullen Game on!
Bella Swan Everything's fine, but I'm being chased by a vamp who wants me dead. Nbd Eddie will protect me. Be back in a few days.
Eddie Cullen I sure hope Bella doesn't do anything stupid. Pepper spray won't help against James.
Bella Swan I feel safe with my pepper spray.
Eddie Cullen James is smarter than I thought!
Bella Swan So a Vampire is holding my Mom hostage in a ballet studio as bait. I guess I'll have to die just when things were getting good.
Eddie Cullen I knew Bella would do something stupid.
Bella Swan He tricked me! My mom isn't even here! It hurts!
Eddie Cullen I'm stronger than I thought I was.
Bella Swan So I tripped down some stairs in my hotel...
Eddie Cullen Maybe Bella would be better off without me...
Bella Swan No Eddie! I NEED YOU! You're sweet kisses are my drug addiction and your perfect body is my sex addiction and your poetic words are my Wuthering Heights addiction!
Bella Swan Looks like I'm going to Prom after all. Haha tricked you Mike, Tyler, and Eric!
Jake Black Hey my Dad will give me 20 bucks to meet up with you there. Want a third wheel?
Bella Swan I so want to be a vampire.
Eddie Cullen Not tonight Love.
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